Miss (or missed?) Mister Show

Do you know about Mr. Show with Bob and David? I was lucky enough to catch it before it was cancelled from HBO, I waited patiently for the DVD sets to be released, and then followed along as David Cross and Bob Odenkirk made names for themselves as Tobias Fünke (Arrested Development) and Saul Goodman (Breaking Bad). Here they are appearing on The Daily Show on September 11, 2013:

The full episode is available on Comedy Network.

Some times you come across a show that is ahead of it’s time. That is true of Mr. Show (“At Least A Dozen Mr. Show Skits That Became Reality”) but it also comes from a rich history of top-notch sketch comedy, from Monty Python to the Kids in the Hall. You may recognize some of the cast and guests like Sarah Silverman, Paul F. Tompkins, Jack Black, Tom Kenny, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Brian Posehn, Jerry Minor, Scott Aukerman, and Dino Stamatopoulos.

You can pretty much skip Run Ronnie Run. It is a rare case where the outtakes are far superior to the actual finished movie. If you are new to all of this, here are three amazing sketches that might spark your own interest:

The Audition

Young People & Companions

Pre-taped Call in Show

Note: These three skits in particular are from the mind of Dino Stamatopoulos, comedy writer, creator of Morel Orel, Mary Shelley’s Frankenhole, and Starburns (Community).

Also, Bob and David are plugging a new book:

Big Day Downtown 2013 (Part Four)

I live in the North End and work near the Halifax waterfront, and explore downtown as a regular part of my life. I wasn’t born here but it is definitely my home. I spent the last couple years using Downtown Halifax Business Commission’s Big Day Downtown as opportunity to let my daughters have a bit of input in all the fun and spending. This year, I added a healthy dose of “self” awareness. Not to say my girls are spoiled (they are) or that we don’t have fun downtown (we do), but this was a chance for me to move outside of my comfort-zone by treating myself like I actually have a comfort-zone and decided to try out a couple new and fun things for me.

To kick things off, I was invited to the launch at Noble, an amazing sub-terreanian (beneath The Middle Spoon) speak-easy specializing in Great Depression era cocktails that are accessible by secret password only. I was asked to randomly select three cards from a large bowl and was left holding Dramatic, Exotic, and Happy as ways to experience <a href="downtown Halifax.

The first challenge? Parking. Definitely a contentious issue but never an area of stress for me personally. My usual plan is to find my destination and then drive in concentric circles until I can squeeze into a spot. Usually, this is after 6pm or on the weekends, so I don’t worry about scrounging for change for the old-school meters. If you are looking to take in as much of the downtown as possible, you don’t need to park outside of every place you visit. The answer came at $8 a day and a couple blocks from Scotia Square; Centennial Pool. Not technically downtown, but definitely close enough for you to get there on foot. Also, don’t forget there are “lots” of other parking options plus other smart options outside of driving a car downtown

The next challenge? Activating my $150 RBC Pre-paid Visa.

Dramatic

Besides Neptune, Halifax Feast, and Grafton Street Dinner Theatre, I wasn’t sure how I was going to approach this category. I was lucky to be smack in the middle of the 23rd Atlantic Fringe Festival which provides heaps of drama, comedy, musicals, and magic from a wide array of talented people. I choose Tara Thorne’s re-staging of her 2007 Law & Order: Musical Victims Unit play. It is a tribute to the Dick Wolf institution, playfully recasting the cliches and stereotypes as only a true fan can do. Plus, with an added layer of “cop rock”. How can you go wrong? Hint: you can’t, it was a great time and you only have to heed this warning:

Exotic

Depending on where your mind may wonder when faced with the thought of something exotic (really depends on whether you are a Venus Envy or a Night Magic type of gal or guy), we are lucky enough to have many diverse options downtown. I didn’t go down that road per se, but I opted with the more traditional definition and focused on goods imported from far “away”.

Just down from the Cogswell Interchange, RCHMND (1876 Hollis St) is a men’s clothing store that is all class and home to the latest styles from Gitman Vintage, Norse Projects, United Stock Dry Goods, and many more. I picked up an item that is part of my arsenal of office supplies, a pack of Fields Notes Brand notepads. They had the limited edition “County Fair” additions and, maybe I am stretching “exotic” a little, but I went with Oregon. It is home to Portland, after all.

Field Notes

I swung by Two If By Sea (1869 Upper Water St), aka TIBS, and grabbed a freshly roasted bag of their El Salvador, Monte Ray Anchored Coffee beans (a hint of blackberry, dark chocolate, and dried fruit) to bring home for burr grinding and drinking black or bullet proofed. Importing from Dartmouth is pretty exotic, right?

Anchored Coffee

Chocolate By Design (1360 Lower Water St) provided me with the energy needed from a double mocha to keep going and I went with a $10 sampling of some of their best dark gourmet Belgium chocolate.

Choco by Design

Other potential exotic options that cross my mind:

Happy

A quick, easy, and happy lunch in the food court was next: Kebab Kitchen’s (5201 Duke St) Special mezze plate which is an affordable and delicious mix of dips (hummus), cheese (halumi), falafel, grape leaves, and pita plus a 480 mL Green Hornet from Booster Juice, which is a blend of carrots, celery, spinach, and parsley. It only (!) has 16g of sugar, but I dare you to look up what your seleced smoothie has, because it looks like that lowest you can go there.

I’m a pretty happy guy by nature, but I’m also a non-drinker. How can that be? That’s a long story, but I thought about the idea of dipping my toe in the sea of alcohol and throught this would be an interesting way to start. I walked to Bishop’s Cellar (1477 Lower Water St) and got a staff member to unofficially walk me through a basic version of Red and White Wine 101. I learned about dry, sweetness, regions, grapes, and the term fruit-forward. I had tons of options and ended up playing it safe and relatively inexpensive with Adolia Valpolicella and Caposaldo Pinot Grigio, both from Italy.

Wine from Bishop's Cellar

I also would check out the following for:

#bigdaydowntown Part 3: This Needn’t Stop

In the bag(s)

The 2012 edition of Downtown Halifax Business Commission’s (DHBC) Big Day Downtown introduced a playful twist in order to facilitate (or force, for the agoraphobic at heart) bloggers to step-up the “social” in social media. Names were drawn at a reception at the wonderful Morris East and I was partnered with The Internet’s own Joel and Sylvia from the collaborative pop-culture-athon known as This Needs to Stop (Looking for a place to start? Try the Comprehensive Review of Fifty Shades of Grey). The idea of mashing-up writers was a lot easier to get behind than the thought of me spawning a third child to properly continue my series.

Was I about to awkwardly dive into a brave new world of fashion, food and drink? Or would I bore them tears with the latest advances in consumer electronics, web standards and must-have apps? Luckily we found a secure middle ground. I would bring Rowan, a 6-year-old proxy of the wants and desires of the youth of today and we would invest the $200 in an array of gifts for children in need this upcoming holiday season. We were guided by a few simple rules; toys had to be battery-free and, most importantly, be super fantastic.

I tried to get a midi version of Whitney Houston’s “Greatest Love Of All” to autoplay in order to elicit the proper amount of emotion, but you will just have to hum along in your head.

Bounce

We met at The Uncommon Group’s Carbonstok (1235 Barrington St, +1(902)404-7288) in the self-proclaimed SoMo sector of downtown. The place is full of unique, unusual and clever gift ideas. Where else could I find a massive cardboard buffalo head for my dad last Christmas? Several moments passed being confounded by various wooden brain teasers from the Toymaker of Lunenburg. Not only was this a great start to a big day downtown, but October 20th marked Canada’s first Small Business Saturday. This meant no tax at Carbonstok, extending our financial reach a step further.

LEGO Friends

We strolled down to The Discovery Centre’s Discovery Shop (1593 Barrington St, +1(902)492-4422) and were treated to more accidental savings. Due to an update of exhibits at the Discovery Centre, all the Dinosaur toys were marked 50% off. There were a lot of choices to be made, leaning heavily towards experimental, observational and “some assembly required”. Rowan was blown-away by the effect of 3D glasses…even without having any corresponding 3D-ready images to look at.

Leeches

Lizard Egg

Sea Monkeys

The last stop was DeSerres (1546 Barrington St, +1(902)425-5566), where Rowan spent some time testing out various markers and art supplies. The toys and children’s craft section is very impressive, covering a wide-range of tastes and skill levels.

Sparkle Bands

We approached our goal of $200 within a couple hours and with $1.75 to spare. 14 items were purchased in total, though many more were fondled, test-driven and left-behind for another day.

The last step takes place on Saturday, November 17, 2012 at 17th Annual Chronicle Herald Holiday Parade of Lights. The MacLeod-Lewis clan will be bundling up, as usual, as heading down to the event and eagerly handing over to the Empire Theatres Toy Drive. A new family tradition has been born!

The Goods

See also: This Needs to Stop: Big Day Downtown!

The Virgin Letters

I am frustrated with the Canadian mobile phone industry. I would say “today” but this is an ongoing hate/hate relationship. I spent that last couple weeks dealing with Virgin Mobile Canada customer service for several issues (data overage charges, inability to upgrade my plan online, missing data service after signing my iPhone 4S up to a Blackberry plan, missing voice mail and call display features, and then random overcharging) unrelated to my current beef but today I was motivated to tweet:

…and collect them all in a Facebook post

…and then further collect my thoughts in a letter I wrote to their Managing Director:

My issue with Virgin Mobile Canada is that as a current customer (or
member, as your company refers to me), I can’t pre-order an iPhone 5
online or over the phone. That may sound like a “first world problem”
but you are offering these standard, modern convenience to new
customers only (or “hook ups” as you refer to them). These are people
you don’t know their name, address, phone number, email or credit card
information. You already know all of these things about me, yet I have
to physically go to your store (or in my case in Halifax, a lonely
kiosk) and place a pre-order in person, leave the mall and then wait
for an undisclosed amount of time as you ship the phone to my door.
That seems like a pretty lousy advantage for being a member of your
exclusive club. I’m not against the wait or shipping, I just think
that I am an easy sale and should be treated with equal respect.

I hate to pile all my dissatisfaction on your shoulders, but I was
disconnected three times by your customer service staff and given very
little help besides being late for work and going to mall. The weird
thing is that this is exactly why I left Rogers in 2010 after 10 long
years of contracts. I decided to leave before my contract ended to get
an iPhone 4, so I had to pay a premium to stop the crappy service and
was excited at the options you offered. Now, it seems Super Tab is no
longer and option and I am in the same position I was before. Rogers
didn’t have pre-ordering then but I still felt that a new customer
showing up in person during a delivery of phones was better off than
me, as a contracted Rogers customer.

It is my observation that Canadian cell providers mostly expect
contractual, committed long-term spending and continue to provide
preferential service to new, fresh customers off the street. I would
literally be able to pre-order a new product right now if I didn’t
already spend hundreds of dollars for two different mobile plans (a
Super Tab and a month-to-month) with you since 2010. I still question
how you well you would end up treating these new customers (i’m not
that jealous of a three-year contract), but in this instance I am at a
disadvantage as a member. Even if I buy an unlocked phone, which I did
with the iPhone 4S, the service plans are the same as the ones for
people paying a subsidy. So, where does my subsidy go?

Long story short? It is 2012 and I don’t want to go to a mall kiosk
across town (I think you only have one kiosk left) to pre-order a
phone that you will end up mailing to my door. You should be conscious
and aware about how narrow-minded and near-sighted this service is to
your locked-in customers. There is no reason that we can’t at least be
treated like a potential long-term revenue stream, beyond that years
of your limiting, constrictive phone plans.

— Iain K. MacLeod

I’m shocked I didn’t post before about my previous dealings with Rogers, but I was about to welcome our second child into the world and was a bit busy. Basically, I was customer for many years and wanted to get the iPhone 4 and some sort of plan for my older 3G. Visiting in person got me little to no help or advice plus I was continually told I would just have to keep showing up to see if they get the iPhone 4 delivered. There was no pre-ordering and if a non-customer stopped by during a delivery period, they would get a phone before me. I thought that this was unacceptable and decided to switch to Virgin because they happen to have the phone I wanted in stock.

The problem I am having now is similar, but at least the carriers have figured out that pre-ordering is an option. The problem boils down to taking their customers for granted. Here is what Virgin has to say for themselves:

…and through e-mail:

Thanks for the note and I apologize for the inconvenience. The
unfortunate reality is that our online systems cannot facilitate upgrades.
We are woking on provisioning this but it’s a complicated build.
Our kiosk in Halifax or our store in Dartmouth will be able to facilitate
your upgrade if eligible.
AB

Andrew Bridge
Managing Director
Virgin Mobile Canada

This is intentional…in the sense that current customers are not as much a priority as getting new customers. It is insulting to read these responses, blaming it on some sort of crazy technical problem. A temporary fix would involve using a pencil and a piece of paper.

The real problem I am faced with is that there isn’t much choice. Our government is propping up an oligopoly and there is no evidence that the major players are competing with each other. Rogers seems better equipped to pre-order now (my issues were pre-pre-ordering), but just try using their phones outside of Halifax or dealing with their staff.

The other idiotic thing is that even if you decide to buy an unlocked phone instead of getting a cheaper “subsidized” phone from a carrier by committing to a 3 year contract, you will end up paying about the same amount per month for service. You will have the freedom to change carriers, but what is the point if Rogers, Fido, Bell Mobile, Telus, Koodoo, and Virgin aren’t looking for anything more substantial outside of a “hook-up”?

Update: Sounds liks a similar story over at Bell:

Looks like existing Bell customer are unable to pre-order the iPhone 5 through their website at this moment. We’ve received word from a Bell customer via twitter that only new customers can order the iPhone 5 online, while existing Bell customers need to call their helpline or visit in-store to pre-order an iPhone 5.

Bell iPhone 5 Online Pre-Orders Are Now Live | iPhone in Canada

Update 2: I took a screen shot of the offer made by Virgin Mobile Canada on Facebook. I am just realizing that there is another problem with this. Only the middle ($279.99 32G) and high-end ($379.99 64GB) version of the iPhone 5 is being offered to customers (aka “members”) while new customers have the entry-level iPhone 5 ($179.99 16GB) as an option. These prices assume 3 more years of contracted service from Virgin Mobile Canada, where I can only assume they will be working overtime on incentives for new people to sign-up instead of taking care of there current customer base that actually fell for Virgin’s friendly yet deceitful marketing.

Membership has its disprivileges. MT @virginmobilecanada: It's not preferential treatment.

Update 3: This was mentioned in iPhone in Canada. I have also contacted Apple, the Better Business Bureau and The Commissioner for Complaints for Telecommunications Services (CCTS) with my story.

Update 4: Better Business Bureau isn’t interested because it looks like they “already made a reasonable effort to resolve this matter.” …if you think me paying out the remainder of my SuperTab/Contract and becoming a Telus customer is reasonable.

Update 5: The Commissioner for Complaints for Telecommunications Services (CCTS) reviewed my complaint about not giving existing customers the same treatment and they said “It is our assessment that the subject-matter of your complaint relates to general operating practice(s)/policy matters. Further to Section 4.3 of our Procedural Code, CCTS is not able to issue Recommendations and Decisions that directs or requires a service provider to change their operating practices and policies.” Well, that is too bad. I guess my only options are to stay with Virgin Mobile Canada and hope they change by signing up for a 3 year contract (or buying an unlocked phone from Apple) or moving to another carrier. Hmmm, I guess this is goodbye, Virgin. Sorry if I was too demanding.

Update 6: It’s official. My two numbers/accounts were ported yesterday, thanks to a business rep with GBS Communications that handles Telus service in my area. Cheaper and more flexible monthly plans, brand new hardware and sensible subsidy model. With Virgin Mobile Canada’s Super Tab, I still owe over $300 for an iPhone 4 purchased in 2010.

Doomed

For some, Apple is always doomed. In the old days, because they were too small, dwarfed by Microsoft. Then, a decade ago, it was because the iPod boom would surely prove fleeting and soon go bust. Now, it’s because they’re too big, doomed by their success and the company’s institutional hubris.

John Gruber

You Can Count On RIM

I read this last fall and meant to post about it. I still can’t really wrap my head around the entirety of it, but it sounds like we are about to witness a rebirth of RIM much like Apple. Is anyone out there still holding their breath?

Excerpts from Ken Coates: Don’t count out Research In Motion | National Post.

The best tech companies morph with and respond to the marketplace. They take big hits as they reposition themselves, but well-managed firms find their feet again quickly. Remember when Apple was on the skids a few years back? Things were so bad they turfed Steven Jobs, which was akin to a sick patient agreeing to a lobotomy and the removal of his heart. Jobs returned, Apple rediscovered its design mojo, and the firm climbed to even greater heights. The premature obituaries on Apple read very much like the scare-mongering currently surrounding RIM.

Canadians need to throw their weight behind Canadian frontrunners…Canadians need to understand that Canada’s economic future is tied directly to our ability to create and sustain companies like RIM.

Louis CK Twitter Q&A

I put this together a couple of months ago to get a feel for Storify. It is a great way to tie some random things together, but organizing a spontaneous Q&A like this on Twitter together into a stream is a real pain in the ass:

View the story “Impromptu Louis CK (@louisck) Q&A” on Storify

Since I did this, Storify integration was announced for Tweetbot, and I was quickly able to toss this one together on my phone:

View the story “Conversation with @HalifaxMagazine” on Storify

Also of note, the javascript-based embed code doesn’t appear to work on my WordPress install (even with the official Storify plugin install), so I went with regular links.

Flip & Rotate

With Facebook going public and Twitter announcing it has switched to the bird (outlawing certain behaviour), these two unique social networks have more in common than you might think. Here are the familiar icons, after flipping horizontally and rotating 180°:

Update: Buzzfeed spun this as a conspiracy and picked this up and added a better visualization:

The most common criticism I’ve received is that this is no big deal and “duh, so what if f and t look similar upside down”. Well, I don’t think that is the entire story because it is only applicable to lowercase f and t and you still have to have to flip AND rotate because just turning upside down doesn’t cut it.

Update #2: Buzzfeed has feeds in the footer of several other prominent sites. Here are two worth mentioning:

Platform

“BB10 is not just a product, BB10 is a platform and the product that we will be launching later this year is the first iteration of this fantastic new platform, then we will build on this to create a portfolio and we need some time to do that.”

RIM CEO Thorsten Heins, March 29, 2012

“They must look beyond their area of strength and comfort, into the unfamiliar territory of trying to become a software platform company.”

Apple CEO Steve Jobs, October 18, 2010

#bigdaydowntown Part 2 – Try Something New: Electric Boogaloo

$100 Downtown Halifax RBC Visa #bigdaydowntown

It seems like yesterday I was running through Downtown Halifax with my daughter Rowan in hand (read about or watch our initial #bigdaydowntown adventure), flashing the $100 Visa to anyone who would swipe it. We had a great time blowing our budget in a 4-year-old approved fashion and were honoured to be asked back to participate.

This year the rules had changed. Downtown Halifax Business Commission’s Big Day Downtown 2 focused on getting people to try out new things. Since Rowan just started school and I just started a parental leave with Kenna, the newest addition to our family, I knew what had to be done.

Massive “Wired” Iced Mocha & Blueberry Oatmeal $8.65

The main goal was to spoil Kenna, but I’m not completely selfless. After an early morning wake-up and a lesisurely walk downtown from the Hydrostone, I needed a caffeinated boost to get me through the rest of the day. I decided to start our adventure at The Wired Monk (5147 Morris St) after reading many great comments about the place on twitter (I’m looking at you @bitdepth and @yelphalifax). I never realized it was a franchise coffee shop but it definitely doesn’t have a “chainy” feel. I quickly glanced at the menu and ordered a massive Iced Mocha along with a Blueberry Oatmeal muffin (pictured above). With tip and taxes, that came to $8.65 (pretty standard mark-up around these parts for a large specality drink and baked good). I should note that if you can’t find a seat, make sure you walk around to the back stairs and check out the lower level.

After powering-up, our first child-friendly purchase was a couple of finger puppets from Feroz Design Handcrafted Jewellery and Accessories (5112 Prince St). I went with the witch and ladybug, although I had nothing against the other critters available in the basket. Total cost: $9.18.

A Halifax A•B•C $14.40 with member discount #bigdaydowntown

We have been members of the Art Gallery of Nova Scotia for several years now (It’s worth joining just to access the Family Sundays and check out the annual Sobey Art Award nominees) but I never exit through the gift shop. The gift shop had several interesting things that jumped out at us, including a stuffed Pablo Picasso doll that was on clearance and tons of Maud Lewis paraphalia, but I went with the local board book A Halifax A•B•C (pictured above). It came to $14.40 with our 10% member discount.

I had another membership card that entitled me to a never-before-used discount, so we went up the road to The Discovery Centre and checked out the puzzles and science-related products in the shop. I picked up the Heart Warming™ Mini Microbe Box, a bizarre collection made up of a tiny stuffed Sperm Cell, Egg Cell, Kissing Disease, Penicillin, and an Amoeba (apparantly, a limited edition item). I didn’t see the Heart Burned™ Mini Microbe Box (featuring Herpes, Pox, HPV, Chlamydia and Penicillin) there, so I would assume that would be a special order. I also tossed in a ubiquitous Earth/Globe Stress Ball (sans logo) that I remember having when I was a kid. It came to $27.48 after our 15% member discount.

Rubber Duck $11.50 #bigdaydowntown

Biscuit General Store (1661 Argyle St) is a cutting edge and respected clothing store on Argyle Street. Extensive female fashions, stylish men’s clothing, Urban Outfitter-esque like oddities and a relatively new and carefully curated children’s section. I passed right by the full-sized rubber chicken and went with a pint-sized, Original Rubber Duck from Rich Frog (pictured above). It came to $11.50 and squeaks.

DeSerres (1546 Barrington St), formerly Loomis & Toles, is known as an art and craft supply store (and whatever need a Star Wars™ Moleskine® might fill), but there is also a creative toy section. I decided on the Melissa and Doug Fill and Spill Stuffed Toolbox instead of bringing home the Fill and Spill Pretty Purse to counter-balance all things Barbie and Disney Princess that make their way into our home. It was $17.19 (on sale) and compliments my girlfriend’s own tool belt.

Our final purchase was at Inkwell Modern Handmade Boutique & Letterpress Studio (1658 Market St), a showcase of printed paper goods, jewellery and other handmade art pieces from all around the world. I short-listed some prints involving small animals and kid-friendly typography, but decided on the locally screen printed image of a LEGO® person. It came to $21.28 and we ended up going $9.68 over our $100 budget.

#bigdaydowntown Finale

On the walk home, I got myself a completely tuckered-out toddler (pictured above). Value: Priceless.

Addendum: Big Browse Downtown

  • I had high hopes for Maritime Hobbies & Crafts (1521 Grafton St) but we weren’t in a train, rocket, model or kyte-flying mood. I was almost tempted by a copy of The Settlers of Catan, though.
  • I popped into The Dancing Beaver Gallery, but it was a little too folk-arty/touristy for our taste.
  • We breezed through Bishop’s Landing, Historic Properties and Scotia Square but didn’t end up finding much of anything new or noteworthy.
  • We looked around at Sugah! (1479 Lower Water St) and they have some great treats for those with a sweet tooth and also some neat shirts that combine sea creatures with candy.
  • We browsed the used bookstore Jade W (5233 Prince St), but I was a little overwhelmed and felt like I was an extra in an episode of Hoarders. They have a lot to choose from (second floor, left of the stairs), but you have to be in the mood to scavenge.
  • United Bookstore is a spot I regularly check for great, random finds. I ended up getting the Art and Making of Monster House for about $12 for Rowan. Of course, I shopped there previously so I would have to use the excuse that Kenna hadn’t shopped there before if we did buy anything.

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